Evalunacy

Life aboard the broadbeam river barge, Eva Luna

Fairy threads


icicles on Thames

Icicles – hung there by fairies?

This morning my walk alongside the Thames was witness, as it has been for the last few days, to small waves, created by the wind, lapping the river bank.

This is pretty, but tiny icicles hanging from lower branches of plants on the bank today were nothing short of stunning. I am so missing my decent camera – this photo does nothing to show you how lovely these were. The sun was catching the tiny waves and reflecting off the little icicles, which glittered in the sunlight. Had a little winged fairy popped out to a tinkly tune  and told me (s)he had been hanging them there, I’d have believed it! It was like a little magical mini World had appeared on these low hanging branches. And best of all, it was only there for those who live on and use the riverbanks – it felt like it was there just for us, only shown to people who care enough to look. (I’ve been reading too many children’s books, you can tell.)

Back in the real World, last night saw a stronger than average wind which must have sprayed up onto the branches. The last couple of days have seen a cold snap coincide with the wind, so I’m guessing that’s why they appeared, but it really was very beautiful.

Of course the harsh reality for the Wildlife is that it was super-chilly and the water was frozen, and the water that wasn’t frozen was rising in waves that looked tiny to us, but I imagine if you’re a tiny wren or robin look enormous. The Woodland near where we are is still inches thick with water from the flooding earlier this year (doubt we’ll see the bluebells this year) and it has now frozen into a woodland icerink. The animals were beginning to come back. I imagine they’ll vanish off again.

Last nights wind may have been tough for the wildlife, but our newest, smallest crew member also found it disturbing. We normally only hear any metal noise when someone’s embarking, which Bingo always alerts us to (usually shortly before coming to find us and hide). Where we’d left our back end floppy (on the ropes) yesterday, we were knocking the pontoon when the largest gusts of wind came. It was a uniquely boaty problem, but the dog was worrying over the noise – he was convinced someone was coming. I have absolutely no idea why this should worry him – he’s loved all of the people who come to see us. (For those who love dogs and don’t have a problem with it (I do!) he’ll even do tongues given half a chance!)

Which leads me nicely to a nice way to end this post. Becca, a Twitter contact, also has a little rescue dog: https://twitter.com/HedgewitchBecca/status/310407495699005440/photo/1

Compare with our little rescue dog and Bingo! Twins: http://ow.ly/i/1EEVh.

So maybe they’re not little Heinz’s (57 varieties) but a very special breed indeed!

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Where we’re at


swans towerWe watched last year as the swans, who worked so hard, failed to hatch their eggs. For me it was heartbreaking watching the lovely mother swan so reluctant to leave her eggs. They must have got too cold, despite the pairs attempts to build their nest ever higher to battle against the rising waters.

Their care contrasted sharply with the careless coots who seemed to drop their eggs wherever they felt like it, including, amusingly, one that was simply left floating in the water on the tender of a neighbouring barge.

As we come into spring, it will be interesting to see if the swans try again, or if they abandon their once favourite nesting spot. The grebes are already doing their wonderful snakehead dances and the coots are fluffing up and bumping chests, aggressively and noisily. Part of me wants to get out and yell at them not to be fooled, that this mild snap is just that. We always get more snow just before Easter.

The woods here are flooded. As we had badgers, rabbits, hedgehogs and other beasts that live underground, we are fearful for their survival. I doubt very much that the bluebells will come up this year. Of course, nature is such that whilst some lose, others will win, and we have seen a lot of bird life, including what I am reliably informed is a warbler of some sort.

The addition of the dog  - who is now, incidentally, the most gorgeous loving (cheeky) little animal, such a change from the nervous, skinny little boy we gave a home to – means I get off the boat more and walk, making me far more conscious of what a lovely environment we live in. I shall miss it when we leave the boat. This, sadly, is imminent. We don’t want to leave the lovely community that we have found on the water, or the lifestyle that comes with being so close to nature, but sadly, for personal reasons, our adventure on the water is drawing to a close, and we are going to be putting Eva Luna, our much loved home for two and a half years, up for sale.

I will post up some details soon, but if you know a family who who would look after a beautiful British built widebeam home and who would love to live on the water (anywhere in the country), do point them in our direction.

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Hurrah, spider season’s over. Allegedly


I am reliably informed by O. that we should now see less spiders. Because it’s Autumn. I’m not convinced – we moved aboard in October and the little critters were plentiful enough then. But in fairness there do seem to be less around. Apart from the the relatively small one that crawled in front of the light the other night casting a shadow the size of Everest. Even the boys were slightly reluctant to investigate and they’re ordinary, healthy, spider obsessed boys.

So in honour of the fact that even some of the coolest bands in the World sometimes do something silly (yes, sillier than throwing beds out of hotel windows and smashing Gibson guitars on stage), I give you…

 

 

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My dad’s bigger than your dad!


This is a message to the hundreds of spiders that seem to have declared war and moved in whilst I’ve been away.

Just five days. Five days away.

I have a vacuum cleaner and I’m not afraid to use it. And my dad’s bigger than your dad!

You want a war: you’ve got it!

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Our new pet!


Heron!

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Spider showdown


When we moved onto the boat, it had been empty for a while – and there were squatters aboard: spiders.

Now I like spiders.  We used to sing ‘spider in the bath’ to the kids when they were little, and always thought Little Miss Muffet Was a bit of a wuss.

But when we got onto the boat, we had every kind of spider from the tiny to the downright tarantula like (in size). They were carefully ejected, one by one, until I got to the bathroom.  I put my my hand up to catch one, and the movie Hallowe’en had nothing on what followed. I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here has had less scary challenges.

Industrial quantities of spiders dropped down on me.

At this point I have a confession. I owe Mother Nature a big, fat apology. (Perhaps the frosts we’re now suffering are her revenge?)

I turned our vacuum cleaner into a weapon of mass destruction. Up the vacuum tube with the lot of them. I was certain that some would crawl back out of the vaccum, but they don’t appear to have, so I think it’s safe to say that I massacred them.

My eco-credentials are destroyed forever.

And so is my love affair with spiders.

We now have a stand off.  The odd spider that comes back in is ejected through the hatch. This may sound cruel but it gives them a fighting chance – spiders can float. Yes, you heard it here: spiders can float. They trap air underneath them, and if they throw their silk lines out on time the can ‘waterski’ back to land.

They are also capable of covering a cabin roof with a thin film of beautiful fine silk overnight (gives a lovely ethereal glow as light diffuses through it, darned difficult to clean off)

And of disguising themselves as knots in wood/screw ends to avoid detection.

Now that the horror of the Hallowe’en moment has dimmed, I’d like to say this to any spider reading this. I like and encourage spiders, but here’s the deal: you are entitled to use the outside of our boat only; if you build big webs on the outside of the boat, do it at night and eat plenty – we’ll admire your work of dew-covered art in the morning, but during the day we’ll be cleaning off webs that have appeared overnight. Sorry. It seems wrong, it seems unfair, but we’re running a tight ship here.

And if you break the rules, I’m sorry, it’s walking the gangplank for you: out through the hatch. You’ll get a fighting chance, but the odds are strongly weighted in favour of you becoming fish food.

So: either Mother Nature will forgive us because we’re feeding the fish. Or we’re in for a very frosty winter!

 

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A hitch along the way


Canoes on the Thames

Canoes outside the marina

The boat went for her survey yesterday, and some devastating news hit us, and poor David, (the seller), who has worked really hard to keep the boat well serviced and loved: her engine hasn’t passed muster.

So she’s going for an engine repair before we take possession. Unbelievably we’re still looking at having her on Monday.

We’re taking our training sessions on navigating her this Sunday

Our house is full of airbeds, boxes and dust – the attic has been revealing, with things that we had when we moved in have suddenly come to light.

My biggest heartbreak is the children’s goldfish, Tim and Tom.  they live in a massive tank and are quite the biggest goldfish you’ve ever seen.  they started life as little black and gold shibunkins, and have now grown into big, stately silver fish, with very distinct personalities.  it is a really bad example to the boys to be giving them away, but apart from space (there is no space for an aquarium on the boat) the banging of the boat will make an aquarium untenable (Canal boating is a contact sport!).

A friends brother has delightedly said he’ll look after them, but they have been family members for almost a decade and this seems very w

rong.

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