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Life aboard the broadbeam river barge, Eva Luna

Torte on Thames


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These photos are from the Thames Clandestine Cake Club where decadent bakers disappear into a boat on the Thames with home made cake offerings.

This month we pushed ourselves hard with a ‘torte’ theme. I think we were all delighted with the results, and we had two new bakers on board the beautifully kept NB Drake – which, we learned – is the old English word for Dragon.

Next month’s venue remains a secret (that’s the clandestine bit!) but all will be revealed to those who sign up for next month. Priority is always given to regular bakers, but we love having new bakers along.

The decadent  combination of boat and baking feels somehow very naughty, the ‘clandestine’ bit even naughtier. And scoffing raspberry torte with the family was a joy!

(More here: http://clandestinecakeclub.co.uk/2013/03/17/terrific-tortes-in-thames/)

Next time we’re baking cakes with a ‘vegetable’ theme. Join us?

Eva Luna, our widebeam river barge, is now up for rehoming: http://www.apolloduck.co.uk/feature.phtml?id=292685

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Fairy threads


icicles on Thames

Icicles – hung there by fairies?

This morning my walk alongside the Thames was witness, as it has been for the last few days, to small waves, created by the wind, lapping the river bank.

This is pretty, but tiny icicles hanging from lower branches of plants on the bank today were nothing short of stunning. I am so missing my decent camera – this photo does nothing to show you how lovely these were. The sun was catching the tiny waves and reflecting off the little icicles, which glittered in the sunlight. Had a little winged fairy popped out to a tinkly tune  and told me (s)he had been hanging them there, I’d have believed it! It was like a little magical mini World had appeared on these low hanging branches. And best of all, it was only there for those who live on and use the riverbanks – it felt like it was there just for us, only shown to people who care enough to look. (I’ve been reading too many children’s books, you can tell.)

Back in the real World, last night saw a stronger than average wind which must have sprayed up onto the branches. The last couple of days have seen a cold snap coincide with the wind, so I’m guessing that’s why they appeared, but it really was very beautiful.

Of course the harsh reality for the Wildlife is that it was super-chilly and the water was frozen, and the water that wasn’t frozen was rising in waves that looked tiny to us, but I imagine if you’re a tiny wren or robin look enormous. The Woodland near where we are is still inches thick with water from the flooding earlier this year (doubt we’ll see the bluebells this year) and it has now frozen into a woodland icerink. The animals were beginning to come back. I imagine they’ll vanish off again.

Last nights wind may have been tough for the wildlife, but our newest, smallest crew member also found it disturbing. We normally only hear any metal noise when someone’s embarking, which Bingo always alerts us to (usually shortly before coming to find us and hide). Where we’d left our back end floppy (on the ropes) yesterday, we were knocking the pontoon when the largest gusts of wind came. It was a uniquely boaty problem, but the dog was worrying over the noise – he was convinced someone was coming. I have absolutely no idea why this should worry him – he’s loved all of the people who come to see us. (For those who love dogs and don’t have a problem with it (I do!) he’ll even do tongues given half a chance!)

Which leads me nicely to a nice way to end this post. Becca, a Twitter contact, also has a little rescue dog: https://twitter.com/HedgewitchBecca/status/310407495699005440/photo/1

Compare with our little rescue dog and Bingo! Twins: http://ow.ly/i/1EEVh.

So maybe they’re not little Heinz’s (57 varieties) but a very special breed indeed!

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Weird weather


Bingo on ice

Bingo takes on the big bad ice!

We have had the oddest weather, with the river running far higher than I’ve ever seen it.

This has curtailed Rhys’ kayaking and caused consternation for many boaters. Yes, sure, we all float, but when the water comes down, so do we, and if we’re in the wrong place, we could end up with 35 ton of steel needing to be moved out of some poor farmer’s field.

We’re in the marina now for the winter, which seems safest and most sensible, except that the rain has been rendering the river crossing at Sonning impossible on occassion, so we’ve been pretty stuck in the mornings trying to get to the various drop off points.

Christmas on the boat didn’t seem very festive, somehow, this year, despite decorations and traditional Christmas fare. The poxy caravan sized oven has marked its cards and will be replaced with a proper sized piece of equipment as soon as my finances allow – which won’t be any time soon as Owen is still unable to find work so my freelance earnings have to cover four of us and the mutt.

We did have a short freeze which came and went very quickly, to everyone’s relief. The dog loved it, playing with chunks of ice. The odd weather meant that first the rain and high water levels made the nearby rowing lake spill over, and then the water froze, turning the spill into a skating rink.The resultant mess has been cars parked willy nilly around the entrance to the marina. But it is temporary and people seem to be driving more carefully to compensate.

One side effect of the high river is that many of us are concerned for the wildlife. The rabbits. foxes and badgers must all have had their homes flooded out, and nowhere to go. On the bright side, the wet rather than freeze is better for the birds, and we have seen an apparent revival in kingfisher numbers.

We have been concerned to see moves by the CRT to change the definition of houseboats – with the intention of raising mooring fees for houseboats. At the moment we don’t count as a houseboat, but under the changes might well. And what the CRT does today, EA could do tomorrow, so we’re watching carefully.

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Guest post: the battle of the bubbles


Guest post from Allayne Roper on her quest for a greener washing up liquid.

Given where we live (on a boat), my husband and I like to choose greener products as they are more effective, having minimum impact on the environment and based on plant and mineral ingredients which limit the chemicals in your home and the environment too.

The going green and environmentally friendly bug is taking us over and we are enjoying trying various green products to see if they are value for money and environmentally friendly.

Until now, we have been using Ecover washing up liquid, which you can usually buy from your local supermarket store amongst the general household cleaning products.  Ecover’s washing up liquid can be found in three delectable frangrances, Chamomile and Marigold, Lemon & Aloe Vera, and Grapefruit & Green Tea.

As more of us are turning green,the market for greener and environmentally friendly products is steadily increasing, giving us a wider range to choose from.

So how would you feel if you were asked would you swap your regular washing up liquid for one week to use a greener product? Would you be tempted? Or would the fact that your own favourite branded product used for many years mean you wouldn’t even consider changing?

We used to use store branded products which worked very well.  To begin with, I thought Ecover would not make the grade but I was wrong.  It had a clean soft perfume, cleaned my dirtiest dishes well, left no residue and was kind to my hands. (I don’t always wear ‘Marigolds’ when washing up so I noticed the difference.)  To cap it all, the container itself is environmentally friendly too when you are ready to dispose of it.

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Quick update


So if it’s the swans that float your boat, mum’s managed to keep five of her beautiful eggs safe. One was taken from the nest and dropped – we think there are mink in the area.

On an equally sad note, we think Amanda’s plucky duck has met a sticky end. A bunch of drakes looked rather guilty, swimming around a floating (lady duck’s) corpse. Sad really.

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The saucy boats blog


Inspired by Amanda’s trip to the chandlery, which had us sniggering like school girls, and egged on by Twitter friends @BoatshedGU and @UKCanals…. the #saucyboat list of the top ten things we can find in a cheeky chandlery.

Anti-vibration mounting (@Workboatpug)

Blowers (@Workboatpug)

Coque et pont (Amanda)

Gland Packing (@Workboatpug) [Added 'lubricating the packing gland', which O's been doing this week, and 'hot gland packing']

JetWashers (@BoatshedGU in an attempt to clean things up a little)

Moisture Mate (Amanda)

Renew rubbing liquid (Amanda) [ add Rubbing Compound (and liquid rubbing compound)]

Rigging screws

Self tailing winch

Starbrite Bottom Cleaner (Amanda)

Windlass (@NB_Element)

I excluded ropes, horns, red lights, shackles and chains as any old Joe can have those, and the long greasy boat shaft because it was too hot to handle!

Seeing them all written in a list rather than a conversation, it doesn’t seem as funny, but feel free to add -with caution.  There are children ‘listening’. Think the great tradition of seaside postcards everywhere.

In the words of @Workboatpug – saucy, not smutty!

 

 

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Sooty


Our log burner is an ongoing issue. When Eva Luna was built, she was, we’ve heard, meant to have a short little wood burner. Instead we have a very beautiful burner, but shouldn’t have.

The smaller burner she was designed to have was due to have a long thin outlet to the chimney. Our larger burner still has the same, thin outlet. It should have a ‘fat’ exit pipe, but as things were already set up with the thin one, a smart welding job ensured that she was properly installed using the thinner pipe.

Mostly this is fine, but last year, when we’d not long moved aboard, and didn’t know how to manage the heating systems etc, I ended up with mild carbon monoxide poisoning, identified in the hospital after the carbon monoxide alarm went off.

Carbon monoxide is, apparently, one of the biggest killers on boats, although more normally associated, I believe, with the gas.

Anyway, thanks to the temporary lack of proper heating system, we have used the fire far more than normal, as our main heating rather than just as a cosy back up. Consequently the carbon monoxide alarm’s been going off at regular intervals, partly because of the additional use, partly because we’ve been keeping all the windows etc closed because of the weather.

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Watch out for the hotel boat


Fellow boaters Alan and Jane have a hotel boat on the Thames. And they’ll be on Channel Four on Monday 30th November 2011,  having been filmed absolutely ages ago, on the guest house series Four in a Bed.

This is Channel Four’s blurb:

Geanna Hotel Boat, Henley-on-Thames

Plot: Alan and Jane welcome aboard their first ever guests for a night on their brand-new purpose built hotel boat. On arrival the guests enjoy the novelty factor, but Dan and Mardi think that space is too tight, while Jean-Pierre and Sarah are slightly concerned about privacy. The Geanna embarks on her maiden voyage up the Thames. The group pass by some hunks on the shore, sip champagne and get to know the ropes. At dinner the atmosphere is a little lacklustre. Next morning Jane and Alan bicker in the kitchen as they prepare their first ever breakfast on board.

Having been lucky enough to have taken a peek, the boat’s nicely fitted and Jane and Alan get quite a lot in a small space.

Like most guest house owners they now have a few more stories to tell now than when they set off. They had a horrendous start when their boat flooded within days of arrival. (These things can happen in houses as easily as boats, but still a pain.)

If  you’re on Facebook, you can ‘like’ them here: http://www.facebook.com/pages/myrivercruisingcom/156827181000142.

I hope you’ll join me in wishing fellow boaters well with their water based venture.

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He thinks he’s the captain…..


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Loo, loo, skip to my loo!


Boat toilets - trickier than on landI’ve learned that patience and boats are almost inextricably linked if people and boats are going to get along.

The general process is:

1. Find problem. Ignore it for a day – unlike the outside world, where the opposite applies, it may just go away.

2. Hypothesise. Call in the professional hypothesisers if you can. You can make an educated guess as to the problem. But be clear. It is, mostly, just a guess.

3. Wield a hammer, torch or whatever you think you might need to cure the problem yourself.

4. Accept that you can’t do it yourself. Really. It will cost more in the long run. And you’ll probably create new problems in the process.

5. Call in the professional to match your current hypothesis. Accept that your hypothesis may have been wrong and that this may be the first of many visits.

6. Shout hallelujah if you were right. (Or hal-e – loo – ya in this particular instance – see below.) Otherwise go back to step  2, above.

You may have noticed in the pictures of our distressed bathroom that the panel beside the toilet was removed. Our electric flush has several settings. (Yes, we have a holing tank and macerator, visit a pump out every two weeks, but have a portapotty as well, just in case, but fortunately haven’t had to resort to it yet.)

These settings are ‘drain away’. (Used in the morning – flushing at night creates too much noise); light flush; granddaddy flush.

Mostly if you push the button, the required flush happens. But mostly isn’t always.

So we went through the above process.

Loose connection to flush panel- eliminated.

Loose connection to board – eliminated.

Back to step two.

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