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Life aboard the broadbeam river barge, Eva Luna

Reporting back


So our boat has now been renamed Eva Luna – it feels magical, it feels right.

Some of the indoor chaos - including dogs and children

We had considered a number of names, some of which are so common that to register them we would have had to have added a number (in the case of Merlin, 95!), and had we used our preferred choice, Beltane, my mother, convinced that Paganism is the Devil’s work, might never have visited. So Eva Luna she now is. Eva Luna she shall remain for as long as she is part of our family.

Yesterday’s naming ceremony was beset by a catalogue of things which could easily have ruined our day, but didn’t. The first was the rain. It belted down, so instead of running around outside from the north to south etc, we were throwing ‘libations’ to Neptune out of the window. So if you saw fish behaving strangely on the Thames yesterday, now you know why.

The second was a problem with the delivery of some T-shirts for the crew. These didn’t arrive because Mail Boxes Etc in Reading turned away the package. Why is the reason for some debate, but it’s wasted a lot of time for a lot of people. ‘Nuff said!

The third was that the rain knocked the electrics out on the marina, so our plans to eat in the bar were somewhat scuppered. I think not feeding you children counts as child neglect?

Attached are some pretty poor shots from yesterday, grabbed on a mobile phone. Sorry you weren’t there with us to enjoy it!

boat naming scrolls

The scrolls the children made for the boat naming

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For the curious


This is our plan for the day – we’ll share the photos later. Let us know if there are superstitions we’ve failed to incorporate!

Morning preparations:

Claire takes the keys to her anniversary present (OK, I made this bit up!)

Claire cleans boat inside (and makes biscuits, but that’s less to do with the ceremony)

Owen takes boat plaque for engraving with new name (and strikes through her old name on the original plaque)

Children clean boat outside,  and find as many compasses as they can; and invite friends around

(This can’t be done in advance – whoever is meant to be there will be – although we did forewarn one or two people that this might happen!)

Mid-morning break

Boys walk around the boat three times and explain to her why she’s being renamed from Grace and Favour (meant something to previous owners, too formal for us) to Eva Luna (stories of adventures around the World). . (Thanks to Luggermat for this one)

Also write the story of boat’s original name for ledger

Claire shops for last minute bits for afternoon and collects parcel which should be at mailbox address (Neptune/Poseidon willing!)

Owen goes through official paperwork and removes old name (including boat paperwork and license)

Light lunch – friends around approx. 2pm

Denaming (Vigor’s ceremony)

Renaming

 

Vigor’s Denaming Ceremony

Taking her name from the ledger of the deep!

“In the name of all who have sailed aboard this ship in the past, and in the name of all who may sail aboard her in the future, we invoke the ancient Gods of the wind and the sea to favour us with their blessing today.

“Mighty Neptune, king of all that moves in or on the waves; and mighty Aeolus (pronounced EE-oh-lus), guardian of the winds and all that blows before them:

“We offer you our thanks for the protection you have afforded this vessel in the past. We voice our gratitude that she has always found shelter from tempest and storm and enjoyed safe passage to port.

“Now, wherefore, we submit this supplication, that the name whereby this vessel has hitherto been known (Grace and Favour), be struck and removed from your records.

“Further, we ask that when she is again presented for blessing with another name, she shall be recognized and shall be accorded once again the selfsame privileges she previously enjoyed.

“In return for which, we rededicate this vessel to your domain in full knowledge that she shall be subject as always to the immutable laws of the gods of the wind and the sea.

“In consequence whereof, and in good faith, we seal this pact with a libation offered according to the hallowed ritual of the sea.”

 

 

 

Naming

(With thanks to Commander Bob and others)

“For thousands of years, we have gone to sea. We have crafted vessels to carry us and we have called them by name. These ships will nurture and care for us through perilous seas, and so we affectionately call them “she.” To them we toast, and ask to celebrate Eva Luna.”

Toast – Raise glasses and shout: “TO THE SAILORS OF OLD…TO EVA LUNA.”

“The moods of the sea and the river are many, from tranquil to violent. We ask that this ship be given the strength to carry on. The keel is strong and she keeps out the pressures of the sea and the river.”

Toast – Raise glasses and shout: “TO THE SEA…TO THE SAILORS OF OLD…TO THE SEA!”

“Today we come to name this lady Eva Luna), and send her to waters to be cared for, and to care for the Page family. We ask the sailors of old and the mood of God to accept Eva Luna as her name, to help her through her passages, and allow her to return with her crew safely. “

Toast – Raise glasses and shout:  “TO THE SEA…TO THE SAILORS BEFORE US…TO EVA LUNA”

Sacrifices:

Owen faces north and intones:

“Great Boreas, exalted ruler of the North Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your frigid breath.

Everyone flings their libation to the water  to the North

Claire faces west and intones:

“Great Zephyrus, exalted ruler of the West Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your wild breath.

Everyone flings an identical libation to the water to the West

Rhys faces east and intones:

“Great Eurus, exalted ruler of the East Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your mighty breath.

Everyone flings an identical libation to the water to the East

Morgan faces south and intones:

“Great Notus, exalted ruler of the South Wind, grant us permission to use your mighty powers in the pursuit of our lawful endeavors, ever sparing us the overwhelming scourge of your scalding breath.

Children lay a branch of green leaves on the deck to ensure safe returns 

And general merriment shall ensue!

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Counting Down


We have started the countdown to our big pirate party boat treasure hunt in two weeks time, which Gill on Harlequin has organised. I’ll share some of that with you later.

In the meantime, we have another countdown: tomorrow is our tenth wedding anniversary, the anniversary of the dates on which we (separately) named our two children formally, and tomorrow we celebrate by renaming our boat.

Things won’t be quite as dramatic as expected: I had a painter booked and agreed, but my husband decided that he needed to be involved and we have no-one booked now – it’s a good job I love him! The boat’s nameplate is being re-engraved in the morning, and all being well there should be a special package arriving. The champagne is cooling in the fridge. The immediate family id invited.

We will have to remove all trace of her current name from her if we are not to have bad luck, apparently, to purge her name from ‘The Ledger of Deep’. And we will dename her first. We have heard of an East German superstition where the men aboard have to pee over the edge of the boat – but I’m not sure that I wasn’t having my leg pulled.

Anything lese we should be doing?

 

 

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Update from the wonderous world of water


So I have ten minutes to update the blog.

This lifestyle is pretty halcyon now that the warmer weather has clicked in.

The following are some quick notes.

The kingfishers are back. I’ll blog about the grebes later – they have more character than I imagined.

The lifestyle is pretty hedonistic, and my weight’s rocketing in the wrong direction. Wine o’clock seems to come around a little quicker around here!

The exhaust has had to be taken off the boat for repair, so we can’t currently move her.

O.(husband)  thinks that the lack of insulation is what’s caused our damp problem.  Which means taking down the walls. Which means a refit. Urgh! Can hear the cash ’tils ringing already.

The windows on the front doors have been resealed in the past week – will help keep us warmer in the winter.

Off to choose fabric for curtains tomorrow – thinking about a Moroccan theme for living room but not sure it won’t look like a hippie palace! Won’t worry me but may worry others when we sell her on, to upgrade, in a year or two.

Will blog what’s happening with licenses later in the week – and how impressed I’ve been with the responsiveness of the EA Minister John Benyon (and yes, he is a conservative, and yes, I did just say that!)

The kids have found a new pocket money spinner, with other boaters offering them cash for cleaning down their boats. They’ve worked together really well, and are loving it.

Three birthdays last week: no different on a boat than on land, but somehow the presents seem less important than being surrounded by our new boating friends – which says we’ve done the right thing.

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Cradled, floating on air


Being Lifted to her New Home

In the crane, headed for the Thames

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Lifting her to her new home


Preparing to lift

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Arriving in Reading


Grace and Favour arrives

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Broad across the beam


Broad across the beam

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Out of the water


The widebeam drydocked for survey

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The adventure starts here


This blog tracks an adventure out of the mainstream and into a new life aboard. I am Claire, and this is our adventure from my perspective, although I am sure that the others will have their own take.

This is, I acknowledge, madness. We have sold our home to move to a life that is probably not a lot cheaper, and which will come with all of the hardships that living closer to nature bring:  we are shifting our hopes, dreams and life to a large widebeam canal boat (a fat narrowboat).

We looked long and hard, and have a found a much loved boat, Grace and Favour, which, barring some disaster, will be ours within the next few weeks.

She comes out of the water for a survey next week, when her watertank will be treated, and her bottom blacked.  All being well, she will then make the journey south to the Thames on a lorry. We hope to share the pictures of her journey to her new life – a 35 ton load, 10 foot wide, and 70 feet long.  We would have liked to have sailed her – but the waterway from her current home in Bedford to our network can only take boats 7 foot wide.

We have had a lot of things to consider: the children’s schools, falling out of the system etc, but we are happy that we can get around most of this. The boating community has been welcoming and friendly and this, and the thought of choosing an ever changing view each day, has sucked us in.

Grace and Favour

This journal is, I realise, self indulgent.  It’s our adventure and may be of limited interest to others, but I hope friends and family, past an present, will come with us on this journey, and that this record of our learnings along the way may prove useful to later generations, and to our children when they are older, and we all have the benfit of hindsight.

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