Evalunacy

Life aboard the broadbeam river barge, Eva Luna

Bingo!


Sam canoes in to see Bingo

Please say hello to Bingo, the latest crew member to join the Eva Luna.

He joined us from the Diana Brimblecombe Animal Rescue Centre, a somewhat skinny and subdued soul, around 10 days ago.

The picture is of him on his profile is his first sail, in a little doggy life jacket donated by a fellow boater.

Bingo was found straying. He went to a foster home for assessment, then to new family, but he apparently didn’t get on with their other dog. Not the greatest start in life, and we had a massive shock when he disgraced himself at dog training classes by picking on a smaller dog. He is not, apparently, iredeemable and has been put on special measures, not least of which is to put him in his place!

Bingo has changed my life. From a sedentary job, travelling everywhere sat in a boat or a car, suddenly I’m walking for three hours a day, and as I have a little conscience watching my every mouthful, snacking’s out of the window.

He’s an adorable, cheeky little character with loads of personality. Around people, he’s incredibly biddable, and someone has obviously trained him at some stage. The past week or so has seen him turn from a scraggy, skinny little mongrel into a much loved family member, just starting to push the boundaries a little to see what he can get away with.

We’re still a little cautious, of course. As a rescue dog with no history, we don’t know what might set him off, but a friend, Sam, spotted that he’s almost certainly a large part Patterdale.

Having read up on them, his behaviour is certainly Patterdale type. (It may of course, just be any terrier – we’re no experts.) Anything small and furry is fair game (the boys witnessed him catching and eating a mouse at the rescue centre), and once he’s fixated on his ‘prey’, it’s very hard to break his attention. He is constantly after the coots, which sound like squeaky toys to add to his interest level.

He also has that awful young dog habit of rolling in fox poo, but I’m learning the signs now – what’s just a sniff, what’s a fixated ‘I’m on the trail’ sniff, and what’s an ‘I’m about to roll in it’ sniff. I have got it wrong, and he’s been showered several times over!!

Despite these less appealing traits, and the Puppy Class disgrace, he has won his way into our hearts, and we are delighted with our new crew member, who has given all of us hours of fun, and extra something to love, less money in our wallets, but a sense of having done something really worthwhile by giving this poor little scrap a new life. Seeing his painfully thin ribs cover over, his confidence growing, his fur turning all soft and silky, is an absolute joy…. and I wish humans were as excited to see me as he is.

He even gets his own visitors. Sam Rippington, a friend and fellow boater, canoed in just to meet him!

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Back to blogging


I haven’t blogged for a fair while, mostly because I had an attack of conscience. There are some amazing blogs out (I have some there about living on the river, and as we’re not roaming the waterways much (we have to stay close for schools and jobs) there are only so many times you can discuss how pretty Sonning Lock or Goring are.

So apart from being a chronicle of family life, which would really only be of interest to family and friends, and happens mostly on Facebook anyway, what could this blog do?

I think there are a couple of things:

1. Finding a boaters voice

Firstly, we are now travellers, and as such have become conscious of just how tough genuine travelling must be and how marginalised it’s easy to become. I find myself disenfranchised (I have no vote) because we have to declare ourselves homeless to be on a register. The implications of this for the boys are huge, so I shan’t be doing that. We have a lovely home. The choices facing us in Parliament aren’t sufficiently exciting to make me want to make that move. So I think the difficulties of this need discussing. I’m not sure my small, backwater blog will make much difference, but maybe one day someone will read it and act!

Secondly, a lot of people in different situations on the rivers are being very poorly treated. Because we have no voice (see above), are constantly moving and the waterways are so fragmented in terms of management (see below), any kind of concerted action is really hard.

Thirdly, I don’t think people realise how much of their tax money is being wasted on the inefficient management of the waterways. I don’t mean by this that the agencies are doing a bad job – quite the reverse in some cases. But there are masses of authorities and quangos, which, unelected, are spending your money. A quick bit of maths shows millions could be saved!

So I think the time has come to get political with a small p – and if any boater wants to contribute their own arguments, be my guest!

(Note: there are lots of other blogs with very specific interests out there, and I have no intention of doing anything other than pointing out good pieces by them – they do some fantastic work on behalf of boaters. )

2. Environment

When you’re living so close to nature, it’s impossible not to become aware of the wonderful World around us – and how much awful damage we’re doing to it.

We’ve been able to make some changes, and it’s always been a bit of a passion of mine, so watch out for more.

So if you have tried – or have news of – environmentally friendly products, do share here, please. I’m particularly interested in products that replace the existing toxic crap that we’re fed, and retail at the kinds of prices that make them usable on a daily basis by a family of four.

3. Boats and boaters

Every boat is different. And many of the boats on the river today carry pieces of our history with them, from old seafaring boats, converted into homes, to grand palaces built for waterway living. I’d like to chronicle some of these, and some of the amazing people we meet, from people whose history IS the river, to people who play a key part in its existence and survival, including some of the organisations that we have a bit of a stand off with at times. Mostly, we all want the same things – for rivers to be beautiful, healthy places.

Family life

This is is still our family blog, an insight into our new lives as river folk on the Thames. So when great things happen, and when things happen that are of note,  I’ll still keep sharing.

So, do take a look at some of the fantastic waterways travel blogs that are out there. Please stay tuned. I’m sure that this will be erratic, subject to time and stories. Apologies for not having written for a while, and thanks for reading this now!

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LILO – Low Impact Life Onboard


LILO Low impact Life AboardToday we took one step closer to fulfilling the other side of our dream. If the truth be known, my side.

Owen and the boys like the engine – boat engines seem to be a bit of a sign of masculinity around ‘ere – and the boys love the adventure. We all love being so close to nature, but it’s me driving the green thing. I think. I hope they’ll call me on this and tell me I’m wrong, but I doubt it!

So… today we went along to LILO, which was, I have to say, one of the most productive days I’ve spent for a long, long time.

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It’s been a year,,,,


We moved onto Grace and Favour, and now live aboard the good ship Eva Luna

It’s been a year already! 

We’ve travelled a long way, but without getting too far. We’ve learned loads, and realised there’s still more to learn. We’ve done so much to the boat, but not finished yet.

We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve made new friends. Online and off, on the water and off.

It would take a lot to get us back on land now!

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Counting Down


We have started the countdown to our big pirate party boat treasure hunt in two weeks time, which Gill on Harlequin has organised. I’ll share some of that with you later.

In the meantime, we have another countdown: tomorrow is our tenth wedding anniversary, the anniversary of the dates on which we (separately) named our two children formally, and tomorrow we celebrate by renaming our boat.

Things won’t be quite as dramatic as expected: I had a painter booked and agreed, but my husband decided that he needed to be involved and we have no-one booked now – it’s a good job I love him! The boat’s nameplate is being re-engraved in the morning, and all being well there should be a special package arriving. The champagne is cooling in the fridge. The immediate family id invited.

We will have to remove all trace of her current name from her if we are not to have bad luck, apparently, to purge her name from ‘The Ledger of Deep’. And we will dename her first. We have heard of an East German superstition where the men aboard have to pee over the edge of the boat – but I’m not sure that I wasn’t having my leg pulled.

Anything lese we should be doing?

 

 

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Olympics: Ridiculous Ticketing System


Symbol of a broken, patriarchal, obfuscated and unfair system

I’m sorry, but the whole Olympics system is the worst, most unfair, and most ridiculous system ever.

I took a punt and ordered thousands of pounds worth of tickets on the basis that I almost certainly wouldn’t get them all. And if I did, that friends would probably be able to take them off my hands.

With two sports mad children, one of whom has his eye on the 2016 Olympics for kayaking, it was my duty as a parent to encourage, even if it meant not eating for a month!

I ensured there was money in my account and then it came. The email. Yes, they’d tried to take money from my account, but couldn’t. They were taking money! I’d got tickets!!!  I raced to call the number. No being held in a queue. No nice ‘leave a message’. No. A straightforward ‘Our lines are busy, call again later’. Brrrrrrrr – dead phone.

I tried this several times across several days, then rang the bank.

Yes, they confirmed that the Olympics people had tried to take money, but the card details were wrong. Could I call another number?

I did. After several ‘not open now’ responses, same again. No being held in a queue. No nice ‘leave a message’. No. A straightforward ‘Our lines are busy, call again later’. Brrrrrrrr – dead phone.

The thing is, my debit card card had been lost/stolen. As the application process was months ago, Olympics tickets were the furthest thing from my mind when I replaced the card.  And it simply didn’t register that there wouldn’t be funds in my account when they tried to take money, because there were.

The system had locked me out of my account on the Olympics site so I couldn’t change anything there.

I finally managed to speak to someone today. It appears it’s my fault that I didn’t get through.

I will be able to effectively re-apply on June 26. For some cr*ppy second rate tickets that no-one else wanted, no doubt. The excess good ones will almost certainly have gone to luxury tour providers by that point.

They had tried to take money from my account, so I’m not buying what the hapless operator told me on the phone: that they just tested all of the cards to see if there were funds there. They couldn’t get their money immediately so I’ve lost my allocation. Not their fault, of course, but neither is it mine. At least do me the honour of being honest about it.

You know, I put my family down as volunteers two years ago. We;’ve had nothing except offers of second rate, tacky Olympics merchandise at over-inflated prices to buy. We were first in line when the tickets went on sale. I was dreading getting all that I’d applied for, but took the chance.

The system is about as transparent as thick black velvet, and I’ve been put through the stress of hours on the phone for no good reason – they can’t change my card details now (wasted our money there, guys, if the ticketing system can’t cope with changes!). I’ve been put to the concern of being told there was no money in my account when there was (and as I’d lost my card, assumed someone had stolen from it!) I’ve been put through the high of getting tickets to find out I haven’t.

I don’t like or trust the Olympics any more, and can’t understand why the media’s being so nice to them. The system’s a national farce, with a capital F.

 

 

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Moorings at Shiplake


Soooo tempting…

Upside – beautiful, peaceful, not far from services, not too far from familiar places, train station.

Downside: broadband.

"Helicopters"

At Shiplake

Shiplake: island moorings

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Teapot


Spotty, dotty teapot

This beautiful little teapot graced our shelf from the moment we moved on board. It was designed by R. a year or two ago.  unfortunately the damp made it crumble, so I took a picture of it before it disintegrated.

(We now have the damp under better control, and a whole summer to prepare for the winter!)

Children's art

The teapot

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Pictures from the boat move


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Water. Everywhere


For various reasons, water’s been close to mind.

Frozen rinse out pipe at the flush out point, November 27, 2010

We knew water was a big consideration before embarking on this adventure. We have a holding tank – a big one – that needs to be maintained and kept full.

The first problem hit when we found out that our tank was soft steel – but unlined. So we had to paint it with special stuff. I’m pleased to report that right now our water doesn’t taste odd, but for three months the taste of the water was strong enough to numb your mouth.

And then of course, the winter hit. The water pipes along the pontoons, which are just hoses, just a few inches from the water, froze. Some burst.  (Quite why the marina doesn’t insulate them as they replace them escapes me!)

Our ability to sail to another point to take water on board was zero – although our boat could have moved through the ice, at least in its early days, movement on the marina is strictly forbidden. There are a lot of very expensive plastic boats parked up that could be damaged by the sharp edges of the ice. So we had to bring water down in big containers (which we had already bought as I was being grumpy about the water tasting manky).

All showering on the boat had to stop. We had to trudge, daily, up to the shower block. It’s not bad, but in the cold weather, muck was being walked in. The boys agreed to play ‘little’ and shower in the ladies, which is apparently nicer than the mens. Which was okay until the day I was showering and number two son shouted at me that my shower was leaking. Actually it was the shower door. The water wasn’t going down the drain. So there I was. Naked. In the shower, Unable to open the door without starting a flood. Cold (it was snowy outside). Unable to reach my clothes.  The boys ran to get Ciel from the office, who brought in a plunger – I had no choice but to do it with me still in the shower. It was revolting. I didn’t feel really clean for weeks afterwards.

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